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The homespun habit of gnoming up ones garden gave rise to kidnappers forcing them to travel and send photographs home. After all that forced labor, they now have a mind of their own. This is a truly weird and delightful blog of one gnome’s journey through life:
gnomebomb:

I stood there frozen.  I was pondering the exact function of these strange forms, i am told - “toilets,” as people came in and out around me.  The easiest way to explain all this : we don’t have bathrooms in the garden.

The homespun habit of gnoming up ones garden gave rise to kidnappers forcing them to travel and send photographs home. After all that forced labor, they now have a mind of their own. This is a truly weird and delightful blog of one gnome’s journey through life:

gnomebomb:

I stood there frozen.  I was pondering the exact function of these strange forms, i am told - “toilets,” as people came in and out around me.  The easiest way to explain all this : we don’t have bathrooms in the garden.

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    such a wonderful garden gnome (sigh)
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    Taylor York, is that you?
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    ME: This is for Mitra.
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    My new favorite Tumblr. Brilliant.
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    homespun habit of gnoming up ones garden gave rise...kidnappers forcing them to travel and...
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    This gnome brings me some serious joy.